If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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