did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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