I'm really into asian looking animals
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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