kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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