You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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