About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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