yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
