so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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