I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think my moral compass just broke
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