Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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