Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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