He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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