I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
did you just send me my own nude
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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