I want to stick my p in your. b.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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