I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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