It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
