I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
MIDGETS
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I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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