i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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