Say something about gay babies.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
not ubering you a puppy
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
