my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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