To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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