I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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