She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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