If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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