Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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