genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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