..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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