this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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