You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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