how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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