I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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