? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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