i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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