this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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