a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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