Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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