she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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