is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Did you just see the Batmobile???
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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