I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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