Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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