How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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