i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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