I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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