Dual....:-)
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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