is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Two words: nipple clamps
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