Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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