Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Dicks are not precious.
Randomize
