wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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