It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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