just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We have so much sex to catch up on
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize
